OH PAISLEE MY LOVE

So I decided I needed to document some of the things Paislee has done and said because really I am not sure where the heck she comes up with her stuff:

#1- THE SINGING PRAYER: So Paislee has started singing her prayers at meal time. I laughed the first time and then the second time explained to her that it was disrespectful to sing a prayer. She looked at me and said, "Mom I love to sing." and I responded with Paislee my love we don't sing prayers to Heavenly Father okay. She replied with, "Mom, have you ever even been to church? We sing all the time in church Mom and we sing lots in PRIMARY Mommy." I couldn't help but giggle and really what the heck do I say to that.

#2- I DON'T EVER MISS YOU: So when Chad is home Paislee is a naughty and just plain out mean to me. She will say things like, "Hurry Daddy so Mommy can't come." Really Paislee that is just mean and you are only 3. So one day when she was in the car I said, "Paislee why are you mean to Mom? Why when Daddy is around are you mean to me because it really makes me feel bad?" She responded with and I quote, "Well Mom what you need to see and understand is I don't ever miss you. See mom I am with you all the time and my dad goes to work. So I miss dad I never even miss you mom." I said "So Paislee that means you need to be mean to Mommy." She said. "I am sorry Mommy." So I then said well sweetheart it really make me feel bad when you are mean to me. She sat there for a second and said, "I am sorry mom that I am with you all the time and I will try and be nice to you." Oh Paislee my love!!!

#3- THE SKY IS BLUE: So as we were driving home from dance and Paislee said, "Mommy the sky is blue in the morning and blue at night." I said, "Yes it is love bug, how did you figure that out?" She said, "Well hello mom I just looked at it with my eyes ya know." Of course, why didn't I figure that out!

#4- IT BURNS, IT BURNS: So we had to resort to Tabasco for naughty talk at our house. Well after several times of back-taking Chad and I were done and decided to give her some Tabasco. So Chad was holding her as she fought him knowing what was going to happen. So I went to put the spoon of Tabasco in her mouth when she threw her head done and the spoon of Tabasco went right in her eye. She starting screaming, "It burns, it burns." So then we had to hold a crazy burning eye three year old down to flush her eye out and let me tell you that was a real treat. So after we were done we said, "How did that feel." She said, "It burned really bad." We keep going with this lovely learning experience and said "Well your mouth would burn tons, tons more." Let's just say we haven't had to use Tabasco again. So here's a bit of great advice when using Tabasco, go straight for the eye and not the mouth, J/K!!!